“Hello Brother!” Damon’s sarcasm on Vampire Diaries is hilarious! His quirky lines always make me come back for more. In episode 17 “Let the Right One in” Stefan needs to work up his energy and Damon offers him some, “… two liters of soccer mom in the fridge!” Those are the kinds of Damon-esqe lines I love.
One of my favorite lines comes from episode 11, “Bloodlines” when Damon rescues Elena and he takes her to Georgia. On the way back she asks him why he brought her and he says, “You were all damsel and distress like and I knew it would piss of Stefan. And you’re not the worst company in the world Elena!” She responds with, “I saved your life…and don’t you forget it!”
The hateful banter between Elena and Damon is so snappy and sarcastic. The best sarcasm comes from episode 7 “Haunted”. Elena is angry and goes to the Salvatore brothers’ house. Damon answers the door and she says, “How can you be so arrogant and glib after everything you’ve done?” Damon responds with “And how can you be so brave and stupid to call a vampire arrogant and glib?”
The lines from the TV show are similar to the lines in the original books. Harper Collins just released the latest Vampire Diaries book. Find out why the love of a dangerous girl turned brothers Stefan and Damon Salvatore into deadly enemies in The Vampire Diaries: Stefan’s Diaries #1: Origins!
Vampire Diaries has some of the best banter, sweet talk, and chemistry. I love the chemistry between Stefan and Elena, and I love Damon’s sarcasm. What are your favorite lines from Vampire Diaries? Do you love Damon’s sarcasm or Stefan’s sweet talk? Comment Below!
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